My parents came to visit yesterday. Of the 10 pictures I took, this one was flattering of two out of three people... I think in this picture you can see Kitty's resemblance to my mom... I can see it, but then, I've also seen my mom's baby photos.
Today when I got home from errands the sitter tells me this story: Jack was swinging his rabbit, Mary, around by her tail. The sitter said, "I hope that doesn't hurt Mary's tail." Jack said, "That's not her tail, that's her PENIS." Our sitter said she didn't quite know how to respond, so she let the subject drop. I bring the topic up with Jack:
B: Is Mary a boy or a girl?
J: Girl.
B: Well, Jack, girls have a vagina and boys have a penis. Mary is a girl, so she has a vagina. That means this (I point to her tail) is her tail.
J: Mary is a boy.
B: Mary is a boy?
J: Yes, Mary is a boy.
In that case, Mary may need an operation because her penis is woefully misplaced.
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